As I said in my welcome message, this is an original character forum. There will be no imitating the actual Bloody Crumpets or EA herself. However, if you have been on Emilie Autumn's forum (which I highly recommend) then you know that there are factions of the Asylum army. There is:
Veronica's Kissing Army
Lucina's Lovely Lunatics
Aprella's Destructive Dolls
Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew
Ulorin Vex's Fetish Assassins
Sugarless' Mad Harlots
Contessa's Cannibal Tribe
Suffer's Toxic Avengers
Inkydust's League of Gentlemanly Gentlemen
Queen fLee's Victorian Justice League
Vecona's Seamstress Navy
Lady Joo Hee's Charming Cello Cadets
Whoo! I think I got them all. There's a LOT. If I missed one, just reply and I'll add it. Anyway, the purpose of listing all of these is that when you fill out your profile skeleton, you are given the option to put which of these organizations your character assossiates with. So to join, just fill out the skeleton/application and wait for me to accept you. It's as simple as that!
Have a screaming good time!
~Headmistress form Hell